Because little lambs never did anything to you. Except be adorably cute and surprisingly entertaining.
Because while it’s typically Australian to die of heart disease — it needn't be.
Because if you don't, you could end up looking like Sam Kekovich.
Because: meat glue.
"Because I'd enjoy going to a slaughterhouse." Said no-one ever.
Because you CAN win friends with salad. Especially a grilled tempeh salad with sweet corn, roast capsicum, rocket and avocado.
Because these guys told me to. And I’m not arguing.
Because these guys told me to. And I’m not arguing with them, either.
Because you know it makes sense.